Chuck Norris jokes

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded

2. Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline

3. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

4. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends

5. Chuck can hear sign language

6. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest

7. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

8. Big Foot claims he saw Chuck Norris

9. Chuck Norris went around the world.....by standing still

10. Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records

Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.

Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.

What every sports player should say after winning?

What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic