Stalin, Hitler, and EA were having a Debate
"Who amongst us is the most hated?" Hitler asked
Stalin said "It is I, the Soviet Union killed more people than even you, Hitler!"
EA says "NONSENSE! I've ruined dozens of game franchises. I am the most hated!"
Hitler said "Why don't we hold a vote in hell and see who is the most hated of all?"
The group agreed and Hitler left to go make the vote. After counting the ballots, Hitler returns and asks:
"Who the fuck is Ajit Pai!?"
The audience, after first cheering their heads off at his arrival, sat hushed and silent, not wanting to make a sound to disturb the speech of their great leader.
But then, someone in the audience let out a loud sneeze.
Stalin stopped and looked around for the scoundrel that just disrupted his speech. "Which one of you sneezed?" said Stalin, obviously perturbed.
But everyone is the audience was too paralyzed with fear to say anything.
So Stalin said, "Very well. First row stand up!", and on that command the whole first row stood at attention.
Then Stalin ordered "Guards! Open fire!" And with that, the guards shot everyone in the entire first row.
"Now," said Stalin once again, "who sneezed?" Again, everyone was too afraid to say anything. Again he ordered, "Second row, stand up! Guards! Open fire!" And now the second row was shot, falling into a great bloody heap.
"Now, who sneezed? Third row...." "Wait! Wait!" , cried a man in the back of the hall. The man hurried forward. "Comrade Stalin! It was I! I'm the one who sneezed!"
Stalin glared at the man, "It was you who sneezed?"
The man looked down ashamedly, "Yes, Comrade Stalin."
Stalin gave the man a nod and a little smile,
"Bless you, Comrade!"
Stalin was addressing an assembly of peasants in Russia...
And a man in the crowd sneezed. Stalin asked: who sneezed?
No one responded. Stalin says to one of his KGB cronies 'walk up to the crowd, and shoot everyone in the front row.' So the guy shoots everyone in the front row.
'Now', Stalin says, 'who sneezed?' Again, no one responded. 'Shoot everyone in the second row', so everyone in the second row gets shot.
Stalin, getting impatient, asks again: who sneezed? A man in the middle of the crowd slowly raises his hand, and in a whimper of a voice says 'me'.
Stalin looks out into the crowd and sees the man with his hand up and says,