Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm -- one for each time zone she's in.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
- How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
- Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
- Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
- Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
- That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
- Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
- The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
- Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
- Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
- Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
You''re so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she dumpster dives for your birthday presents.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.